- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
Aren’t you supposed to check the doorknob first. Isn’t that human nature